BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Won’t Die This Weekend Because I’m Relaxing

Hillary Clinton will get a reprieve from the typical horrifying death she experiences weekly because I…just don’t feel like it.

I shall instead enjoy the fruits of your clicks and shares at Halloween Horror Nights with my wife. Thanks to all of you we shall be crossing the RIP tour off of our bucket list.

Enjoy your ignorance; I look forward to further exploiting it come Monday.